What not to ask at the doctor's....

Cabbie asked me the other day whether I'd seen anything stereotypically American recently. While at the doctor's the next morning, filling out all the forms full of highly personal questions, I started laughing. The first was, "Do you wear a seatbelt?" Heaps of older Americans apparently don't believe in them. The second was, "Do you own a gun?" "Is it in a safe place?" I took a photo but it didn't turn out.